Welcome to the world’s only live-action, text-based adventure game. It’s strange, insane and addictive. It’s a comedy night, a gameshow and a pantomime all in one.
How do you play? The audience is trapped in a retro video game with a sadistic end-of-level boss. Choose your options, survive the abuse simulator that is the improv comedy overlord John Robertson, and escape to win £1000 – or, be brutally murdered by the rest of the crowd!
Now, will you: A) Find the Light Switch B) Go North? C) Abandon Hope?
This high-octane show is the brainchild of comedian & cult leader John Robertson. Filled with stand-up, appalling prizes and more audience chanting than you’d get at a protest – it’s a gut-busting rock n’ roll experience for everyone who buys a ticket. John has performed The Dark Room to crowds of thousands at comedy and gaming festivals around the world. Most recently: Insomnia Gaming Festival, London Film & ComicCon, Sci-Fi Weekender, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, FringeWorld Perth, Leeds International Festival, Sheffield Doc/Fest and a monthly residency in London at the prestigious Soho Theatre.
Ticket Type | Ticket Tariff |
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Concession - Ticket | £10.00 |
Standard - Ticket | £12.00 |
Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.
John Robertson: The Dark Room (25 Apr 2025) | ||
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Day | Times | |
Friday | 19:30 | - 00:00 |
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